Sunday, April 18, 2010

monty is short for "geek from montana" pt.1

so there was this guy.
he was new to our school from montana.
he was so quiet.
kinda cute. (or so i thought at the time, BARF! he's so ugly now.)
so quiet.
didn't have a whole lot of friends.
so i befriended him of course.
(i was codependent back then, even in high school)

i ended up breaking up with big burly ex and dating this guy,
who was almost as baby-ish as baby bird (blog entry #2)....
he cried over EVERYTHING!!!!
ugh!

anyway....
obviously there was something baby cute about him that other girls saw too, because lots of girls started befriending him as well....
he had 2 close guy friends and then many girl friends.
frank and johnny (is what we'll call his friends)....
frank was a bad ass, always getting into trouble.
he had a long time gf.
johnny seemed like he just followed whatever frank was doing....
and then "monty" just followed them both....
well we'd had our rollercoaster of a relationship thus far, when monty decided he was going to move out and in with his brother into his brother's apt.

this was the start of D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R!!!!

we were fighting a lot about petty stuff, and so one night i was feeling extra lovey dovey, and made him this card....
i went to drop my sister off at the movies and then swung by the apt....
BAD IDEA!!!!
the apt was guarded with a glass door (and windows around the door) and a "call box" thingy.... i dialed their apt (which i could see from the glass door).
it was pitch black.
but his truck was there.
and so was his brother's.
they MUST be sitting in the dark.... TOGETHER??? really??
something wasn't right....
brother answers and i ask if i can come in....
he stumbles over his own words and hangs up on me after much hesitation.
i call monty's cell phone.
he's stumbling over his.
eventually, someone leaves the apartment complex, and i sneak in through the glass door.
i walk up to the front door, DETERMINED as all hell to find out what the hell is hiding behind door number 6 (or whatever their apt number was)....
they are both peeking through the curtains (like i'm not going to see them.... come on!)
then monty opens the front door but baaarely.... and i see frank's girlfriend in a blanket on the couch, and all the lights are out.... (or there were some other girls there.... this happened twice and one of the times was with frank's girlfriend and one of the times were with a couple other girls from high school.... both times i was pissed, but obviously stupid enough to have gone back for some type of interaction with him)....
the ghetto in me wanted to rear its ugly ass head, but i turned my back and walked away.... well.... more like stormed away, but you get the point....
he comes running after me.... follows me out to my car.... i'm like freaking, blood boiling pissed right now, and have tried everything in my power to refrain from punching him in the face....
i walk out to my red jetta at the time and get in.... he is RIGHT behind me....
my seatbelt was one of those automatic ones that were connected to the door, so as i tried to close the door, he jumped in between the car door so i couldn't shut it.... i held onto my steering wheel, looking straight ahead and said, "get the f*** out of the way...." (i paused and waited for him to get the f*** out of the way)....
"get out of my way.... NOW....." (i paused again, waiting to see if he'd move)
"i'm going to give you FIVE seconds to get the F*** OUT of the way before i MOVE you out of my way!!!"
he doesn't move.
all of my adrenaline now turns into RAGE, and i get out of my car and SHOVE him away from my car (mind you, i'm parked on a busy street), and although he is no where even CLOSE to being hit by a car, he swore the cars "speeding past him, JUST missed him".... (oh well, then you should have moved the FIRST flippin time i asked, right?!)

one of the girls was standing behind the glass door, and i just remember telling her crazy, spazzoidingly politely, to back the f**** up please go inside before i knocked a bitch out likely flipped out on her too. =)

this was like alll super dramatic and dumb and yet another incredibly stupid time i went back for more....

in love?
NOPE!
just insecure....

7 comments:

Georgina said...

Ouch. What an ass! I'm always amazed when cheaters/scammers/liars think they can actually talk their way out of having just been busted. How stupid do they think we are? - G

Pat Tillett said...

Congrats on the award...
you deserve it!

Pat Tillett said...

I apologize for some of those who share my gender...

Ashley King said...

Georgina.... yes, i am usually amazed too (well after the fact) at how IGNORANT the people are when they are caught.... however, you ask how stupid do they think we are?? well apparently i AM stupid.... VERY stupid, as i took cheaters back on multiple occasions.... BUT, i would NEVER again stay with ANYONE if they cheated on me.... never ever ever.... that is one of the "bottom line" things.... the lines you just do not cross.... cheating.... drugs.... abuse.... all bottom lines for me....

@ Pat. are you speaking of the Path of Enlightenment award? if so, thank you. and thank you for apologizing for the ignorant portion of your gender.... =)

Ms. Anthropy said...

What... you wasted all that extra energy, getting out of the car... when you could have just slammed him in the door. What a waste.

Jenni Newman said...

HA HA, MONTY! That's a great name for him!! Can't wait for part two! I just love this story, stay tuned everyone. This dude is so stupid!!

Ashley King said...

Ms. Anthropy, i know, right?! haha, but i figured that trying to drive down a busy street with a body hanging from the door might mess up my car.... or tires after running him over repeatedly. ;)

@Jenni. haha. monty. i liked it too. he was stupid, however i just might have been the "dumber" one in this relationship, as i allowed it to go on.... stuuuuuuupid. BUT, we both reaped the benefits of his attempts to "purchase" my love back.... we got to watch dvds in our apartment.... on a television that sat on top of a hamper for a while.... YOUR hamper.... but we still got to watch dvds.... =) (even if i had to lift up the tv for you to put your dirty clothes in the hamper IN OUR LIVING ROOM!!! hahahaha. oh good times. =)